Your anarcho-socialist rage and constant reference to a well-established fetish is troublingly arousing.

This is brilliant! I hope they never catch the cat who did this.

The problem is that we as humans (and esp as American humans!) prefer neat silos in which to place everything and everyone.

I want to be your friend’s friend!

I want to be your friend’s friend!

5 lbs of gummy bears, a “camping” hammock. Such dissonance. Do you think my Amazon cart would blow up if I tried to check them out simultaneously?

5 lbs of gummy bears, a “camping” hammock. Such dissonance. Do you think my Amazon cart would blow up if I tried to…

Elizabeth is a role model to men and women alike.

Beautiful article, Benjamin. I felt goosebumps as I read through this story.

That is one of my biggest pet peeves!

Art? Staley ? What the fuck kind of names are these? My name is Johnny Crap.

I don’t get it, who else was this dude gonna vote for anyway? Sanders, I guess.

It’s super charming how American (western) foreign policy has always aligned itself with (mostly) scumbag Sunni regimes, and they castigated the only major Shia regime, Iran, as the really bad guy (granted, Iran is not a very good guy).

Oh my....she’s smokin’..

What makes you think that Gawker readers have backyards with lawns to mow?

What makes you think that Gawker readers have backyards with lawns to mow?

Haha. You said cumulus.

Haha. You said cumulus.

Oh my.... the revisionist script writing of The Road To Wellville just to get that PG13 rating must’ve been epic.

Asking for a friend.

Uh...the Orangshirts.

Yep, spot on. Sadly, Bill and the Libertarian Party don’t have a snowflake’s hope in hell... 😠😞

I think JE, who is usually a pretty prolific writer, rushed this one.

This is the sad, pathetic travesty of the American progressives. We are debating whether Weld’s comment was in poor taste, while the substance of and the motivation behind that comment have taken a backseat!