Was this article written by a computer program? What’s with the weird diction?

Not ashamed to admit that I would fuck everyone on that online Twitter flyer. Including the cartoonish Bernie Sanders made up as George Washington.

No, not surprised! He is the kind of black supporter Trump is looking for, and getting.

My makeup kit is a forbidding scowl I wear, to ward off assholes who wish to converse with me. Sometimes I’ll pair that look with a stiffly extended middle finger.

A white cop, found guilty and sentenced by an all-white jury, in Oklahoma City.

Way to co-opt a Seinfeld episode.

Dude ...she’s 19.... c’mon!

isn’t she overplaying the stern/stoic/unattainable/”whatever the heck she wants to project” expression?

Are we living in a bizarro world? Is the consumer class dumber than a bag of hammers? You take the most loathsome member of an obnoxious family, the guy known ONLY for cheating on and getting drunk on the woman he knocked up 3 fucking times....

This is a great article, Hannah. I wish more people would read this and take it to heart. I see so much intentional and unintentional pet abuse, it simultaneously breaks my heart and induces an uncontrollable rage.

In general, declawing is cruel and should be banned. It is illegal in many California counties, including mine.

KInda funny to think of a woman who routinely releases home-made sex tapes, as a “secret agent.”

Hey Ashley. Just FYI.

Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience...

Think of all the fun road rage shootings!

Look ma, no hands!

The safest way to skirt libel is to pose it as a question: is Trump a shriveled dick daughter fucker? We can neither confirm nor deny.

Brilliant!

Executive Orders were invented for just that purpose.

Really disappointed. Since I’ve given up all hope and resigned to a fate worse than death, a 6-month shitshow slugfest between these two unmitigated assholes would’ve been a victory for me. Fuck!