In New York, manslaughter is a more serious crime than negligent homicide...

$100 says Kristin snitched

A lot of teachers call shame discipline. I see it every single day. It’s the normal MO of many teachers. Makes me want to pull my hair out.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

2ed worst comedian in America, right after Adam Sandler

I really want him to get his own talk show or something. I mean, PR is fine, but I feel like it isn’t using his talents nearly enough.

Tim Gunn is my co-pilot.

Yeaaaaaah.