Sigh... I miss Bernie Mac...

So, girl has sex with Bowie, she was 15; one year away from age of consent. Willingly. I just... I don’t even know. I personally would’ve JUMPED at the opportunity to fuck Bowie, just like she did. And this is relatively tame compared to some of the shit Zeppelin, the who and stones are said to have done.

I want one NOW. Sploosh.

Dear Doc Brock,

Pictured below is the man who originally discovered the bug.

Can anyone else manually trigger their ASMR sensations? I've been able to do it since I was a kid (I had no idea what it was, I just knew it felt good) I remember being able to sustain the feeling for 10-15 minutes at a time when trying to fall asleep.

I feel like they should put a fake bridge on it and fill with skeletons dressed in navy uniforms. Or just have a single furby in it wearing a captains hat.

I... Did not know that. Did you know that sharks and rays have special sensing organs called ampullae of Lorenzini that can detect electromagnetic fields?

So what happens to the rest of the asteroid? I'm assuming it will just break it up, then you've got radioactive asteroid fallout.

The car in the main picture.

How is this just manslaughter? I was taught never to point a gun at something you don’t intend to destroy. If you shoot someone, you know what’s going to happen. At the very least it’s negligent homicide, at most second degree homicide. The only time a cop should use a gun is when the other guy has a gun. Your utility…

If you're white and cosplay as a black character go for it; just ignore the skin tone, like it honestly doesn't even matter. And vice verse. This is a pretty simple concept, don't be a dumb ass.

Say what you will about him, but Christie was the best Republican candidate if you had to choose one gun to your head. He was also the most sane and experienced politician and moderate of the group. Idk, am I insane for thinking he's kind of cute in the weird chubby kid way? Preparing for backlash in 3...2...1...

Do they also have a Zune or a regularly updated Xanga account?

Are you implying I didn’t read the article and immediately jumped to the comment section to make a tidal joke??

Notice how he’s looking longingly out the window? Yeah, he didn’t “wander” in; he was stood up by his Flippr date.

This is a nice gesture and all, but there’s no way that money came from tidal; they’d require like, paying customers.

Like, isn’t this the exact reason why cops carry tasers and pepper spray and a baton? Also, I think it’s probably a good idea to have police officers on reserve that are specially trained to deal with mental health crises.