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Oh my god, I completely agree with Christine Teigen. I love Star Wars (IG-88 is my hero), but sweet Jesus, the commercials and ads! I basically only watch Cartoon Network, and almost all the adverts are Star Wars related. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy some Star Wars limited edition Gogert.

Usually I’m totally about weird music videos, but this just seems lazy.

It’s a really great joke if you’re a racist little shit dick who thinks humiliating children is funny. Christ sakes, even Don Rickles would find this in bad taste...

Yes, but I think they refer to it as the GOP presidential race.

Wow, she sounds like a great teacher! Not only did she manage to make it racist, but she was actively trying to humiliate her in front of other students. Was she teaching a class on how to single out and victimize people? Seriously, dah fuck is wrong with people?

It should be called “Tim Gunn’s Shooting Range” and he’d walk around NYC on Friday and Saturday nights with David Sedaris while they make sassy comments about people.

It wasn’t a live studio audience on Gilligans island. My grandfather worked on the sound stage. Too bad Survivor and the Simpsons don't count.

I think the Kardashians will eventually form a Voltron mecha, and save the world from aliens after they post unflattering pictures of them on Instagram. #nofilter