But you literally called it a “problem” that people are dressing up in non-scary costumes.

Yes, and my point is nope, I’d rather kids be cute animals and superheroes than that.

Trash take. Dress up as whatever you want and have fun, man!

My “old man yells at cloud” take on Halloween is that too many people dress up as characters rather than things and get really excited about whether or not people “get” the reference.

You know how you feel about people wearing non-spooky costumes on Halloween? That’s how I feel about any adult wearing any costume on Halloween. We’re both stick-in-the-mud assholes. Learning to accept that is the first step to getting better.

I thought the exact same thing....in 8th grade.

Am I supposed to care what you think about makeup or not care what you think about makeup?

Oh, so she still beggin’ for an ass-whoopin’, then?

Wait, I wanna know more about the company that makes females managers drive Jettas. Were they trying to sabotage their career by making them late for work all the time?

This is so awful. It is also the reason why I will never disclose my own sexual assault to my own mother. Her reaction to the whole Kavanaugh debacle is to feel more afraid for her son than for her three daughters.  

Full stop.

In this context it refers to people who have no idea what they’re talking about exaggerating their experience level.

It’s equally amusing that apparently there are people out there only capable of caring about one thing at a time?

It’s always amusing to me we have an unqualified, emotionally unstable maniac running the country and this is what people care about.

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

It’s weird. Most of them never comment on AV Club stuff, but they always pop up when Eminem gets criticized. 

HAHAHAHA look, they’re still here!  Now I’ve been owned too!  I’m living my best life.

Oh man the comments here are great. Who knew Eminem had so many fan boys?! And all 7 of them registered here to “own” you, Clayton. What an honor! How are you? Are you doing ok?

I will tell you the secret to uncrustable magic. You get a frozen strawberry uncrustable, if you get grape you’ve already fucked up, don’t be gross. You pop it in the microwave for like 10 seconds, maybe 15. The jelly somehow turns into sweet delicious hot syrupy lava encased in a still icy peanut butter shell. It’s…

Do you only shop at Whole Foods, Rebecca?