Unless it's sentient alien fake butter, it can't be "incredulous."

So, he's almost exactly the same as Hillary?

Kansas City is in Missouri. Kansas City, KS is in Kansas. Idiots.

"The statistics show that the proliferation of guns has a significant effect. It doesn't hold up your thesis."

Mexico: 6.34
Guess what Mexico has….strict gun laws. Derp.

To be fair, there never was a time.

The President is Obama, not Jonathan Davis. World shudders.

That's neoconservative. Neocons have more in common with AVClub scribblers, than they do with actual conservatives. Blatent Nazi imagery? You mean this guy?

He could use the Planned Parenthood defense, and claim the interview was "edited" or even "heavily edited."

You should differentiate between bad craziness(Obama Hitler) and good craziness(Bush Hitler).

I hope his character doesn't get repeatedly raped(or date Marilyn Manson). He may get typecast.

Surely it is a bad batch of utopium.

I don't know if I'll like the movie, but I like them french fried potaters, umhmm.

This is the kind of godawful crap I expect from Great Job, Internet! I guess someone stuck this pile in the wrong pile.

You could have just said "No, sir, I didn't like it." It's shorter that way.

45 seconds and I didn't hear anything funny. What a joketease.

Jesus, David Spade hasn't aged well.

Libby, I don't think belie means what you apparently think it does. Try affirms.

Please God, no Bubble.

Wahlberg is an ardent supporter of gun control. Hmm. I wonder why…