I can't believe anyone would complain about Transformers when Wahlberg was in Planet of the Apes.

How do you explain his small pile of moist facial tissues? Candy Crowley's not around anymore.

A remarkably accurate ignoramus.

That explains why you haven't spoken to your mother in five years. But at least you're getting some.

Typical liberal response to governmental corruption, the national debt, voter fraud, where their electricity comes from, or anything having to do with Obama. Also, deodorant.

Sounds like the same kind of deal as this.

The population must be protected from your fantasies of things that have never happened.

"A better philosophy is to stay situationally aware and avoid the trouble, if you can." So why did you carry off duty, dipshit?

It was a documentary, just not an honest one.

Their pancakes are pretty good though, especially with the boysenberry syrup.

A racist socialist being like Hitler?  That's just crazy.

I guess they'll give a gold colored statuette of popcorn to anyone.

It was an insult to the people who paid to see it.  The Planet of the Apes was, as well.

How long will we have to wait to see Drood?  I would also like to watch Guy Pierce play Joe Kurtz.  BTW, I think Simmons' political hysteria is quite sensible.

I wondered how a Dan Simmons book could get bad reviews, then I read this review.  Leftist hatred of anyone who disagrees explains a lot.