The less said about Cersei riding Tommen to inspire the troops, the better.

Maybe it's a 3 day ride by horse!

All about the journey, dawg.

Oh god, Mace is gonna be Keyser Soze

All you need to be is dumb enough to do what your mom tells you to do without question.

The Lannisters are so rich, there's hundreds of horses on stairs they've just abandoned throughout Westeros.

Hey, Jorah's plumbing still works!

You mean she's not?

Jon letting his hereditary propensity for incest show through!

All I keep hearing is about how Jon Snow's tedious, Meereen is tedious, Ramsay's tedious, King's Landing is tedious…

The phrase you're looking for is "Xanatos gambit."

I'm sure they'll believe Bran as readily as they believed his father!

That's true, she doesn't know about Ser Frankenstein's Monster yet.

Hey, it's show business.

I felt bad for noticing it… but I did.

Somewhere, a dark DM cackles behind his game screen.

I don't think they would particularly want Robert or Tywin known for their flatulence.

Shh… GRRM will find out who you are and rub you out for spoiling the ending D:

I think you're also forgetting this is like a bunch of Americans putting on a play about current French politics without ever setting foot in France.

Watch some Spice World to sate your mad Richard E. Grant lust.