A Christmas Carol is only about an hour long but it seems to go on FOREVER.

Just a reminder, some people are following along with these reviews as they watch and haven't seen the whole show yet… :s

Oh I'm sure a bathtub will work fine.

Which makes it an F- of an AHS moment~

I wish there was a way to catch up on these games. I was beginning to find my groove in Yakuza 1 when the previous gen happened and I had to give up my PS2's place in the entertainment center…

That's the last thing that Coven needed. I'd be able to forgive Scream Queens more if it was more intelligent or trusted its audience not to need to have jokes beaten into the ground or explained within an inch of its life.

AHS seems to be a show explicitly about going off the deep end, though.

I can't tell if you're being facetious about being a Jedi Orthodox or sincere. No judgments if you are!

So wait, this ISN'T a Disney production? Did Universal just see the trend and decide to push out its own adaptation before Disney could capitalize on it like they did with Cinderella and Alice in Wonderland?

I genuinely liked Casper and felt it was at least a bit more interesting than the average kids' schlock.

"It STINKS."

The A.V. Club's own list would argue that there were significantly more quality shows than that!

What if she was playing the horny grandma on a GREAT sitcom?

Isn't it more of a gender-flipped That's My Boy?

I think the schmaltz is strong with that one.

Whenever I think of Bette Midler these days, I remember that awful Stepford Wives remake and the deleted scene where she had a horribly CGI'd vacuum cleaner arm.

According to the characters in the movie, it was about wasting the prime of their lives on men that eventually ditched them and traded up to nubile young hotties, in a society where men are considered attractive at almost any age and women stop existing in any real capacity past 40.

I think I watched it about seventy billion times on late-90s HBO.

I hear what you're saying, but I think he acquitted himself quite well in several episodes, chiefly (IMO) "Midnight."

I think it's meant to be yet another example of Nathan's capriciousness and perhaps a foreshadowing of how he treats others as objects.