I still laugh at that part every time.

Say what you will, but this was Divine Intervention. They simply were not meant to die that day.

Paimon people in Hereditary haunted me for WEEKS

It pleases me greatly to see these two petulant twitter children upset. They are seriously the worst.

My ONLY beef with the masterpiece that was Ragnarok was the killing of the warriors 3 like it was nothing.

No one talks enough about how incredible the Avengers theme is.

Completely agree. Can’t explain the chills I got when he landed. For a moment, I was like “Ok, everything’s gonna be fine.”

God, my child will never see a football field. Unreal.

AMCStubs has been fantastic. I avoided AMC like the plague for years until they upgraded literally everything. I could sleep through winter on those electric leather recliners. And The Meg was awesome fight me.

So Roundup in my Lucky Charms as a young lad is the reason I haven’t been sick in 15 years. NICE.

1) Because apparently a few black men kneeling during the anthem is somehow more disrespectful than tens of thousands of white people collectively screaming “O” during it.

“WTF, BARRY? HOW AM I GONNA PLAY WITH OUR NEW STARTING RIGHT GUARD IF I DON’T BUY THE GAME AGAIN THIS YEAR?!?!”

Oklahoma, man, Oklahoma.

He is truly a treaure now, but he’s kinda drifting into prime Richard Sherman assholery 

Yes, monsters are real, Suzy.

The best way? Open up a window, hold up a bag of tuna salad, and punch it out of the window. Cat food cat food cat food.

“its 54 fucking degree highs in the middle of July”

And deep dish pizza is terrible. Might as well chug a can of tomato paste. Stop killing each other, Chicago.

Serious question. How do swatters get these streamers addresses in order to do this? 

Serious question. How do swatters get these streamers addresses in order to do this?