“Five minutes in each area easily explains why scales aren’t sold in Publix anymore.”

How did I not know about this pop!??!!!??!?!?!?

I’ve saved up almost 13,000 gold for this shit and every skin that’s come out I’ve told myself I NEED that skin. All hail Lucioball!

I’m not surprised, motherfuckers.

I live in Houston and my co-worker just saw me reading this and decided to read along. He immediately said “Fuck these people, Desean is gonna lead us to the promised land” followed by “Wait, they went 4-12 last season?”

I haven’t been since I realized my xbox doesn’t ask me if I want to pre-order 8 thousand titles when buying digital games.

Is it just me or can anyone else picture a worker pulling orders in an Amazon warehouse like they are on Super Market Sweep? No idea why anyone would ever work there.

Elmer Fudd is problematic to me, being the bald white man that I am. 

This is my exact same feeling on banquet mini pot pies. Never again.

Thought about going the PCB route or even MAME, but I’ve winded it down to FQSD, PMHJ, KWJ, and of course DBG. The decision is killing me.

Thought about going the PCB route or even MAME, but I’ve winded it down to FQSD, PMHJ, KWJ, and of course DBG. The…

+1 solid and respectful move

Ketchup, mayo, american cheese and that’s IT

KD McCollsum like he sees em’

I’ll still never forgive shitty movie theater nacho guy crunching away and ruining Interstellar for me though. I swear there had to have been 896 chips on that plastic bowl of heaven.

Manish? Because he’s the worst? 

The fact that this generation makes people like this rich should be the most alarming thing.

Dana White the Zodiac Killer??????

I enjoy a good concert, just not in my city, Houston. Most big acts are booked at an outdoor pavilion where it is impossible to escape the 100 degree heat index at 9pm.

350?! If you need me I’ll be busy praying that your hearing stays intact for life. I have a feeling if you lose it, that’s it.

I don’t particularly care for the ESPYs, but it was really nice to hear Michigan State being called out by name MULTIPLE times this morning on the re-run with my coffee and bagel.