If you haven’t melted butter, mixed it with Old Bay, and poured it over popcorn, who the hell are you? Old Bay on EVERYTHING.

The biscuits and gravy go hard. I buy a big bag every time I see them available.

I have to agree. This is like when you see your friend finally punish his little shithead kid. 

IN & OUT DOE

This won’t stop Texans fans from creaming their pants dialing Papa’s number after seeing JJ Watt on one of their commercials.

I had no idea he never even actually said he was going to be there. The amount of people there was unbelievable. I like sports as much as the next person, but man, people are weird.

Always ALWAYS gotta cook extra!

6 years for fraud>Being named Kermit

All I’m imagining now is delicious leftover crock pot meat loaf sandwiches. I think this idea sounds great!

The Morey fanboys here in Houston are the best fanboys. “Trust in Morey, bro. HE FINESSED OKC FOR HARDEN!” This is what they will say for the next 10 years with no hardware to show for it.

That was the dumbest, cheesiest, most excruciating ending of a great moment to watch. 

Well, that ref shouldn’t have voted for Trump, right?

I’m 100% certain that Trump got caught in a youtube wormhole one night and binged about 6 MS-13 videos and this is the result of that fateful night.

I’ve said this for decades, Stockton was the most low-key dirty playing motherfucker of his era. Nothing Utah does shocks me, ever. The only exceptions are Hayward and Mitchell who seem like sweethearts.

Thank you for introducing me to Greta Van Fleet. God they fucking rock.

Close, but it was just rice, some kind of spicy bean and like a pound of cheese with no meat. If it had veggies, I wasn’t having it as a kid. God it was so good though

Alright, Trae, time for a buzz cutt. That paper thin mop bothers the shit out of me.

I still remember the first thing I ever ate at Taco Bell, the three cheese melt, I was probably 8. Also remember the commercial narrated by Charlie Sheen. If they brought that back, I’d have them at my wedding.

I believe those devilish sticks of liquid gold addictiveness are back later this month. Try the fries bell grande with chicken if you haven’t. Orgasmic.

I’ve now had 2 people in my office ask if I was humming TLC today. THANKS, Kate.