Maybe this would’ve gone differently if she’s been a subscriber to dollar shave club. I feel like I’m stealing razors every month.

WRONG. Real men understand the trigger pain that indicates a kidney stone and STILL finish the last hour and a fifteen of the Transformers movie.

This picture makes it so much easier to not miss my ex girlfriend, thank you.

Feeling really good about the $100 drunken bet I made on them to win the cup when the odds were 250/1.

To me this seemed like the most locked in performance for Vegas this post season. They never let up, they knew they weren’t losing. And my God are these dudes fast.

::Boots up youtube:: ::Searches monkeys flinging shit at people::

Have a snickers.

Who died? Jack, Tom, or Fred?

God I forgot about that game. Well done.

Is it bad that I was hoping that you’d be able to see his video game soul leave his body?

Finally round face Gordon is acknowledged and now a thing.

Man, those Pixar outtakes were the greatest.

Typical South Padre Island spring break behavior. Place is a cesspool for bros and bartenders pouring shots for 16 year old girls.

As a Rockets fan and having to go through the game 6 meltdown of the Spurs series last year(Harden was obviously bought), it was painful to watch the Raptors do this for 4 straight games. This team is the Nash Suns teams of this era.

Even that I’d be totally cool with. Something really needs to be done. It’s taking away some of the joy of the game.

“If you’re lactose intolerant—or vegan like us—and don’t do dairy, then soy milk will do the trick.”

I know the feeling. As Moira I am wayyyyy more effective offensively and can dominate a game especially with an additional healer. But I feel like overwatch is basically saying something like, “You don’t throw enough healing orbs so we are punishing you even though you dominated the entire team going 56-2. Buy more…

Finished my placements and I swear it’s like I shouldn’t have even attempted comp until I acquired the skill set I have now. It needs to be a completely clean slate. Or hell, just do a clean slate for players who finished gold or below. I feel like I will never have a chance to get to diamond or above. Did all of my…

Those outside of Houston won’t understand, but while Innes is pretty annoying, Clanton is the worst kind of homer. Innes was suspended and not fired simply because he’s entertaining and Clanton is a blowhard homer that’s never wrong. Most of the 790 hosts are pretty insufferable if you even hint at criticizing the…

I had this and actually really liked it. The sourdough could’ve been more toasted, but all in all a good sandwich. I like Burger King, fight me.