Alright, so, I’m a fan of this guy.

Am I wrong for driving by a football field where there is a peewee football game going on and thinking “Wow, look at all those shitty parents.”?

Sad part is that his kids probably don’t fully understand how much he’s screwed their lives up forever.

This is absolutely my favorite King novel. The character development and execution of a seemingly boring concept about kids just walking ended up being one of the most addicting reads in my lifetime. Wonder who’s going to play Garrity?

Where is this relatively mild weather you speak of? I can already feel the 115 degree heat index here in Houston. Worst weather on the fucking planet.

My boss took a convenience clerk out the other day and she pulled out a personal box of wine and chugged it in the passenger seat while on the way to Applebee’s. It was a great story.

I’ve never broken up a grilled cheese and dumped it into the soup and now I’m questioning everything in my life.

This doesn’t have enough stars.

There was a caller on the radio that at one point wanted this guy instead of Chris Paul on the Rockets

Couldn’t be more spot on +1

Now all I can think about is that stupid fucking CBC M-O-N-E-Y commercial I hear EVERY FUCKING MORNING before I walk out the door.

The unwrapped mini’s were a game changer as well. My coffee table was thankful.

Slow Monday, eh?

Honestly prep wasn’t that long at all. I’ve done the stuffed onion rings and THAT is labor intensive and ended up withing I would’ve just dipped regular O’s in queso

If he becomes an Eagle they better grease up the poles RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Two games lost last night because the stupid Tracer wanted to take on the 17 tanks below while the rest of us were in the ship.. Very frustrating, but super fun.

SO. We hollowed out some decent sized jalapenos and wrapped them in candied bacon, baked until the bacon was fully cooked, then let them rest until room temperature. We then stuffed the jalapenos with vanilla ice cream and this is seriously going to change the game. It’s perfect.

Trying your method tonight.

The biggest thing that kept running through my mind besides how amazing this is, do players in the G League make a decent enough living to justify playing in it for 10 years and never being called up to the NBA?

This comment is too good not to get a star.