Spicy ketchup is even better. It’s a perk of living in Texas. My desk is filled with red and black cups.

This sounds interesting. So wait you basically fill the jalapeno with vanilla ice cream and candied bacon? Incredibly intrigued by the use of jalapeno for dessert.

No idea why anyone actually fries bacon anymore. My hands and forearms have been happy ever since I started cooking it in the oven.

THIS.

+1 Spot on.

But did Montiel-Benitez vote for Trump? 

Hahahahahahaha my pants were feeling rather hot.

Allow me to go into typical gawker millennial reply to comments mode:

I will admit that those 15 minutes have my adrenaline pumping.

“Avoid the clap”

Better grease up dem poles!!!!!!

Run around and loot for 15 minutes, gather tons of stuff, get shot by someone you can’t even see. How fun! I’ll never understand why these type of games are so popular.

It’s so sad that this is still a thing. I wanna see her beast with Zarya, she could look like sloth from the Goonies I couldn’t care less. We are with you Geguri and can’t wait for you to lead Shanghai to their first win!

But did he vote for Trump?

This game was honestly a thrilling experience and made I friends with a rando online. Double whammy. If anyone wants to play it on XBOX, hit me up I’d love to go through it again.

God The Critic was so fucking good.

‘He didn’t shove her that hard,’ or anything like that. … He never touched her.

And we all have your back to, buddy. Get well.

Sweet Baby Ray’s is most definitely the go-to national brand. Mix raw honey with the original and my god.

Fuckkkkkkk no it’s not. I’ve never in my life heard of anyone against the registry. This is honestly the first time.