Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

Not to be outdone, Andy Reid will try something similar next week and somehow give his opponent a minute back on the clock. 

He exploited loopholes in the Laws of Nature. Technically, they tortured themselves.

That’s a libelous overexaggeration. Sure, some animals might have died, but running the neighborhood pets through tackling drills and two-a-days isn’t technically torture.

The fact that this Walder Frey rictus had people on Twitter calling it “Belichick laughing it up” and “smiling” might seem depressing but his occupational therapist is really pleased.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

Maybe Emery can find a creative 10 somewhere, preferably with experience playing in the Premier League and winning a major international tournament.

Not exactly related because no one with a sentient brain thinks Arsenal has a chance at the title next decade this year, but they once again just lost an away match to a qualitatively weaker side in the North of the England.

So, have you never played baseball before? You go from standing to maximum effort while running on unstable surfaces.

I’m willing to sign onto a take that says the Yankees are lazy bastards, but those short infrequent bursts of sprinting make this type of injury more likely, not less.

If he’s anything like me, he doesn’t like being hugged because the feelings of emotional and physical proximity are simply overwhelming for him and it becomes a sort of sensory overload when there’s firm contact with another human being.

The golden age of shitting the bed at every conceivable turn? What a time to be alive, Tottenham supporters!

Leave a ham like this out for too long uncured and, you guessed it. Rottenham.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Kneeling during the anthem gets you permanently ejected for endangering people's feelings, so there’s that...

I feel the leadership of Penn State was totally, outrageously attacked over this. I think they’re blameless.

Joe Paterno knew in the 70s that Sandusky was raping kids. Forty goddamned years as an assistant to JoePa with Joe knowing that this guy was raping kids and he did nothing.