Ehh, go to any NFL tailgate and you’ll find horrendously drunk people who’ve suddenly grown beer muscles.

So wooder they all mad about exactly?

Cry me a river.

Maybe the Knicks should offload some of their (extreme) excess of power forwards onto the Rangers.  They’re all being paid by the same entity, so time to see Bobby Portis as an enforcer.

FIrst off, fighting anyone at a sporting event is unacceptable. And fighting a jacked dude with a neck tattoo is particularly stupid.

Am I imagining things or did the audio indicate some dude was trying to talk his dad out of charging into a parking lot fray with a six-foot-eight professional athlete over sportsball?

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Who would have ever guessed that a group of Italians would react negatively to someone of a different ethnicity to them?

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

Well, hey guys, it’s not like he’s been taking public money to house his team for years and years and years.

We all know that agents, attorneys, all have their agenda—by the way, they’re all taking money out of the pie, too, when they’re there. And so the straighter it goes from the source to the one receiving it, nine times out of ten, that’s more efficient.

On the one hand, fuck Jerry Jones.

This is an exceptional but poorly named kitty...

As a 49er fan I still get giddy thinking about this exchange that happened after The Catch.

well, he IS a cowboys fan.

Ta-Nehisi Coates once described that the way he pulled back from football was the realization that Jerry Jones doesn’t actually care about winning.

When I read Kellen Moore was our new coordinator I thought it was a joke. He’s a perfect representative for Cowboys fans! A mediocre, ugly white dude with no accomplishments who nonetheless gets promoted every time he fails at his current job.

Jesus, Teddy sounds like an asshole.

Dallas hasn’t been this fucked since that time Debbie came to visit.

HI Deadspin.