Perfect, and he already owns property there.

Saying stupid shit got the current President elected, so I’m going to go with attribute.

Nobody can play the game without needing it at some atomic level, because so much of it is about denying that you actually hate a lot of it but can’t give it up.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up a minute here. Luke Walton coaches the Kings?

The city’s biggest celebrities are all local news anchors.

They worship gas station food.

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

I never had anything against him, dipshit. I’m not upset about him failing to become the second coming of Walter Payton so much as the fact that he’s fucking dead.

You don't have to be an asshole

Peak Pittsburgh radio was reached the day he wrecked when somebody called into 1250 and proclaimed it the darkest day since 9/11. I'll Never Forget.

Should've been you, Ben.

That’s some pretty damning stuff.  It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law.  Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being…

He only got hired because Epstein thought “UFC” stood for something else. 

Real men write blogs about which Instagram models are hot enough to masturbate to and how underrated Machine Gun Kelly is.

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller.