The committee seriously needs to do a better job of seeding, and turn to shit other than RPI/who-did-you-beat as criteria when seeding teams. The primary factor in seeding teams ought to be, uh, HOW GOOD THE TEAM ACTUALLY IS, and things like RPI and strength of schedule and quality wins only tell you so much. …

Savage

It’s especially upsetting because Boeheim’s Miami team lost to Michigan State yesterday. Here he is looking on during the game.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

It takes a special guy to anchor the 3x400 mg relay.

“A huge Vandy boner”

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.

I thought these two were part of the story.

Back when I was a kid, while all the other kids were sledding and building snowmen, I too was made to shovel snow by what at the time I thought was my tyrannical dad. I’d like to think age and maturity has taught me that I learned a valuable work ethic from it.

The three fingers were actually because he was making a sly reference to Borges’ great “Three Versions of Judas.”

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

It was later discovered that Elliott did it on a dare from Jerry Jones.

Another great moment in Bobby Knight and his coaching tree of terrible human beings even taking into account that they’re already college basketball coaches.

Alternative headline:

Boeheim coached Syracuse to a Final Four last year with a pretty spotty team, and did so a few years prior to that with a better one. USC has not beat a team with a winning record since mid-January.... Not to mention the starting 5 on Syracuse had barely even played with each other before the season started and 2 of…

Normally I don’t respond here but I have met Jim and he is a great guy and a great coach. Sure I am a Syracuse homer but the Deadpan hate is just silly. You guys should love this guy, he speaks his mind and calls out the NCAA all the time (and the ACC this week). He is a perfect Deadspin commenter. There should be…

He’s right on the nose with his criticism of their picks. The selection committee really had to dig around to find reasons not to include the ‘Cuse. Boo, grr, and other such frustrated noises.