Baylor Christianity

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

Mattingly can relate.

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

The sport of basketball has no competition anymore.
Unless you love brain damage and pain.
The playoffs will be amazing.

Dan Snyder is the most classless owner in American sports.

Firewater (reportedly), claims another Redskin.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

Banged a girl from Tonawanda once. Regretted it about halfway through. Oh college. I miss you. SUNY represent! 

My dad worked as a forklift operator at a plant in Tonawanda and has these same takes :(

I took my son to Kid’s Day last season and actually spotted a Coy Wire jersey.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

Draw breath, these days.

“He actually played the game, didn’t he ... Amateur.”

- Jose Calderon

Man, what can’t Gary Shandling do?

Is there a way to configure ones settings to opt out of video game updates on deadspin? If so, could those instructions please be posted?

“These people have awful names.”

Also adding fuel to the fire of Sanchez’s departure is the lingering contract status of Mesut Özil which has raised doubts about Wenger’s future.