No.

This kid needs to be tied down and have his limbs gnawed by a rat, or he should just go to coach’s office.

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

That’s weird, because my company has seen unprecedented profits over the last 10 years, yet my pay hasn’t risen with profits.

Or a less responsible way

Hopefully problems with water weight won’t keep him out of the communal stadium hot tub after Jacksonville drafts him.

Goddamnit coach, that kid needed just one more rebound for a triple-double.

“...the season that started so auspiciously for the Gunners is not panning out as expected.”

Uhhh it’s panning out exactly as expected.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

LOL, that has nothing on this one:

What do you mean, good sir?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“TO and Moss shouldn’t be in there!”, says the guy who’s only in there because Peyton fell into his lap in 1998.

Bill knows that Marvin killed it every time he was on the field, and was never gun shy about taking guys out over the middle.

The price of admission is 100 percent to the GM, 100 percocet to the owner.

Good review. A lot of folks complain that it slows down the game, but you gotta take the time and make the right call.

don’t pretend that this is a sport. it’s not.

That’s a Nate-meg.