Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

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Given what happened in last year’s finals, the Warriors are giving him this position:

Berman was a victim of what happens to a lot these sports media clowns.

Too bad Dwight Eisenhower isn’t still alive.

I’m hoping that while he hunkers down in this inclement weather that he has clean water and a warm place to sleep, the Kings can’t afford to lose another man to dysentery.

Every year, our gym teacher in HS said anyone who could beat him in badminton would never have to change for gym for the rest of the quarter/semester. (Though there’s not much incentive; who minded gym?)

It was an amazing match, truly. But things fell apart later when Mads hit the birdie right into aunt Gertie’s potato salad. That’s when everyone discovered the ants had swarmed over Grandma’s fried chicken (because Uncle Dave was dumb enough to set the basket down over an anthill - typical), and then little cousin…

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

I’ll bet there were a lot of quickies, involving chubby people, at halftime in the greater Green Bay area.

Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary’s ability to avoid defenders is second only to Aaron Rodgers’ ability to avoid family members.

Boeheim is right and this article is dumb. Ask the Giants about their two Superbowls.

Not kinda’ right, 100% right. All that matters is the end result. Missing the tourney is one thing, getting a shit seed is another, but final 4 trumps all that noise.

He’s kinda right. Good programs play for the post-season. The stuff that happens in the regular season isn’t really important beyond ensuring that you get to said post-season.

2 Final Fours in 4 years while under scholarship restrictions and having massive roster attrition.

As someone who lives in Syracuse, it must be noted that Poliquin is a miserable old hack who should have retired 15 years ago. He is also possibly the worst sports radio host in the country.

So a team’s record means jack squat and we should only judge them by their end result?

Poliquin: 3 year downward spiral!

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.