I await the Jim Irsay-John McAfee road trip movie.

Tom, I think convention dictates at least feigning concern when a billionaire drug addict goes missing.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

Eli, sadly, was not invited

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

As a lifelong Bills fan all I can say is this is totally embarrassing and a complete disgrace.

Well, if anyone can appreciate how wrong it is to plunder land belonging to others, it’s the Vikings.

The build-up is lovely as well.

Draymond Green would have some choice words on why a totally unnatural leg movement is being praised for a white guy...

This is clearly the best goal of 2017.

Counterpoint: Since the Sandusky scandal broke, PSU has done all it can to deny any responsibility the school, and Joe Paterno in particular, bear for everything.

He’s gonna say Penn St. Just wait. He’s gonna say it...oh my god, here it comes....we’re gonna get to maximum hot takes when he says it....come on Jim! JUST SAY IT!

This conversation needed a shitty hot take, thanks

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Here, a home for you and your opinions.

This is an awful opinion.

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)