Why’d the whole family blame Kevin for the spilled drinks? Buzz clearly started it, and he should know better since he’s older! It really is unfair. And the cop they sent to the house couldn’t break in and make sure he was safe? Seems like a total failure by every adult involved. So sad.

I guess now he knows how Leann Durham felt when he decided she was the wrong body type for him to male gaze at her at a fancy party that one time or w/e she was upset about.

and banging his head against an aluminum gate

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

As an Eagles fan: Sure. Go us.

On Ashley, On Kelli, On Lauren and Stacy. On Becca, On Christy, On Kirsten and Lacey.

Someone call the groundskeeper. Fuck!

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

He’s lucky his name isn’t De’Grayson Allen playing for Georgetown or Georgia Tech.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

In the post game presser, Duke coach Milt Krizolonski said he thought it was a good call.

I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.

Down 13, commit a penalty, and flex for the camera. TJ Ward is an idiot.

Technically, he didn’t lose yet. He went through the middle rope, which is legal. You just can’t go over the top with both feet touching the floor.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

Rest In Peace, Craig. GQ should give him most stylish man of the year.

Potentially all of them!

Oh man, when I eventually see Pop get emotional over this, I’m going to turn to fucking ribbons.

I have seen much worse, in terms of the scope and dollar amount of what they want.