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glad this webstie still supprots the 2nd amendemnt

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Reached for comment, Irving said, “Normally I would have, but my agent said they need to offer more money before I sign anything.”

Two bee stoppages in two years. What are the odds!

Yeesh. Chubs? So gross. Why not suggest something just as Coloradan and wholesome, like “Semi’s”?

Shartnado

Definitely the Biederman jersey.

[coughs]

Given Newton’s student record, I’d have thought he’d rather be in a second class seat than a first class seat.

Whadya expect? My man’s layin there all prostate

Result: Judge’s Decision (Toe-Holed)

“When we first walked up and saw him in the closet, we just started laughing,” Sargent said.

Darren Rovell Overdoes It On Attempt At Human Emotion With A Pennywise-Ass Giggle

“I think the saddest part in all of this is we’re talking about a 7-year-old baseball game,” police spokesman John Romero told KDVR.

Dora the Explorer: Diego fucks, deal with it.

I’m gonna celebrate by mailing Nermal to Abu Dhabi.

More importantly, I’ll be able to talk about everything, especially sports and fantasy football, and even politics.

It should be a lot of fun, and I got a little getting even to do.

Try telling Kawhi Leonard that his title is invalid and he’ll palm your head like it’s a ball and fire you through a basket from 17 feet away. You’ll be decapitated, your neck spilling entrails out onto the hardwood.