Art Briles Hired To Coach Football At Texas High School

Even Detroit Lions QB Matt Stafford, from all the way in Palm Beach, was trying to show up Rodgers

The Big Idiot President

Farmer: Dammit! That’s not what I meant when I asked if you wanted to “shoot the shit!”

You’d think they’d know a dragon was bad for Snow-balls, amirite?

I’m Actually Laughing at How Little Trump’s Campaign Cares About the Law

In yet another embarrassment, FIFA has rolled out its slogan for this year’s tournament, “500 Girls, One Cup.”

If this kid is smart, he’ll kill two birds with one bird.

Wow, this is every sports commentator’s wet dream. Except for you, Brent Musburger.

Come on, Tom. Do you really expect an article about Tiger Woods’s politics to have teeth?

...I wish only the best for him and his wife Betty.

With a little luck, this child will one day overcome his Fredipal Complex.

+1 deep cut

walking a few hundred yards from the stadium a 3 y old shouted to his dad - ‘Look daddy there’s some Pakis’.

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Cleveland Browns: Christ on a cracker. Terrible, terrible. You hate to see it.

It’s all going to come down to whose side the Winterfell incels take.

Moore will never apologize for any of this

But are forepaws hands?