Much as I always want to revel in the utter incompetence of these idiots, this half-assed explanation actually makes me think that they got fucked with. You really can’t find that image accidentally. Searching google images for “presidential seal” in a variety of ways turns up shitloads of... the actual presidential…

I do if he doesn't name some very key names first.

Whats hilarious and tragic about our country is you can read this interview and see how thoughtful/intelligent this person is and then read interviews with pretty much any GOP rep at any level of elected government and its full on bible literalism and derp-tastic quotes.

I mean, it’s the same argument of “I can’t be sexist because I have a mom”.

This whole “I know a black person” shit it fucking nuts.

He promised to close the ties, and, sure enough, the ties are closer than ever!

He’s not. He’s just a republican never Trumper.

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

“What’s your ethnicity?”

Diamond and Silk

The same way right winged racist assholes who work for the government do; by pretending that science isn’t a thing and the recording doesn’t exist.

I guess those folks are the real McCoy.

“My father was murdered outside his home by a trespasser who he confronted alone”

“For my child’s safety...”

No, no, mofo. If you were afraid of your “child’s safety” you wouldn’t have confronted a “trespasser” at all. If you were truly afraid because of your dad’s story, you would NOT have “confronted a trespasser”…

“Amash, a libertarian,”

Amash was an original Tea Party goon and spent 70% of his oped bothsidering.  Anyone who read his oped is now stupider.  I award no points and may god have mercy on his soul.

As if he would even ask, honestly.

As a 6 foot tall, not small black dude, I’ve learned that unless I’m wearing a suit and smiling, some white person somewhere is gonna be uncomfortable with my mere presence. I have no idea what’s wrong with people like that but there seems to be a lot of them. I have to remind myself sometimes that its their problem,…

Oh man, I feel for you.

All this is going to change once the Democrats nominate a Socialist.*

I can guarantee you they will literally resort to throwing ballots in the trash this year.