ESPN spent the rest of the night praising Matthews's "heart" and "courage," when it looked for all the world like he was doing exactly what decades of research says is dumb and dangerous

Fans: All right, this time we mean it!

How The Blockbuster Model Explains ESPN

This is the best thing I've ever seen from the Mythbusters dude.

I was going to make a dX joke here, but ultimately decided it was too derivative.

missing: every player holding a light beer.

I asked my dog what he thought about this article. He did not give a shit:

Finally the future can begin.

YELP

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, The Hound

And I thought he was an environmentalist.

Upperdeck killed card collecting.

That beer tower is pretty wicket.

I bet most Americans couldn't even find that place on a map, which is sad considering that we share a border.

Suddenly, I feel a lot better about my QB wearing a Dolphins hat.

Suddenly, I feel alot better about my QB Drew Brees, doing commercials with One Direction.

Holy crap, that was me. Seeing this on Deadspin is simply unreal. But very, very cool.