Oh my God, that is hysterical. I literally am cracking up. What a ridiculous looking fucking face.

+1984

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

Usually when you hear about someone "soundly thrashing Panama," it means Eddie Van Halen checked out of rehab early again.

Ah. This explains how it can be bear is driving. Well played, nature...

and champions. an entire city of championship teams.

Can we talk about Bud Selig's overtly tacit approval of PEDs becoming a mainstay of baseball? Either he knew exactly what was going on in the "juiced ball" era, or he was spectacularly dumb. Maybe MLB should launch an investigation in to the man who condoned the whole thing.

I appreciate what you're trying to do here, but no matter what, you will not get me to click on a clip of ESPN's First Take.

Beating a team from San Diego doesn't count. We turn choking in the national spotlight into an art form.