Probably Jon Stewart’s best work

“Talk to me, Goose!”

It’s where the cameras go, duh. It’s stupid to put a bathroom monitor station far away, right? Better to put it between the mens and womens rooms, that way you only need 1 room to monitor both.
Americans have gotten so ignorant about basic architecture. You know, John Adams was an architect.

“It was beautiful, like the first time I saw Honey, I Shrunk The Kids.”

““follow the escape of a kidnapped man and his quest for freedom.””

Sounds like Jesse’s continuation to me. 

Gimme the rock water.

Except Bill Hicks was a genius and Leary is a hack.

Maybe it’s because Hicks was really sharp and funny.

Her bullshit line about blackface being okay when she was younger is bullshit.

When am I getting the Deep Space Nine follow up movie we all crave?

This is serial killer behavior 

the killer feet images

I think that the twist regarding the Mandarin was actually pretty inspired.

Perfect Dark

Lobby

N Bombs only

(The friend I played the most GoldenEye with as a kid INSISTED on License to Kill mode, no matter the weapons in play. INSISTED. “It’s more fun this way.”)

Mark Ruffalo is on standby for whatever future Columbo revival happens. I’m sure the Internet folks had been campaigning for him to do it a few years back.

Who the hell has the time-

The obvious answer is “River of Dreams.”

I don’t think dogs can keep up with new technology. They seemed ok with older corded handsets.

An equally nutty hand for Cate Hall and Michael Addamo a couple weeks ago: Hall is small-stacked and goes all in with a pair of 10s, Addamo calls with a pair of Qs. Flop is 5-5-5, turn is... another 5. An A, K, or Q would’ve made it a push at that point, but the river was a J. So Hall got knocked out in 8th place with…