Medical professional here(Nurse): Let me clue you in on a small fact you aren’t likely to see @ the top of of an article when you go on your hours long “omg this shit’s gonna kill me” bender online for every single medicine. They can all do horrible things to you. Will they? Not likely. If 1 out of 100,000 tests…

Big deal. I call the shots that make me unconscious every night at the bar.

And they’ve already signed you up for it.

Ugh, such a weird cat.

OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIND, QUAID

ah, ah, ah- Malkovich called them “her” on more than one point, which I found insightful- he said it almost unnoticeable but to me it felt very slightly pointed, that he is refusing to ID them as them and maybe threw it out to see if Axe would take his bait...

No, but thank you for spelling the name correctly.

This is a hugely controversial ballot proposition in DC right now, requiring everyone be paid DC minimum wage rather than the tipped minimum wage. All of the restaurants near me have a voting no on taking away tips sign, but I live in a popular business district. Who the proposition really helps are the waitstaff at…

“I would’ve worked in a factory.” [Pause] “Managed a factory.”

Agreed. But you really want asshole humans living longer?

I am Groot

If I learned anything from JJ Bittenbinder, if he hadn’t have let go of the shirt he would now be with the attacker at a second location.

*Pbbt!* Prop comic!

He was in Doctor Strange!

It’s a medical illustration, though, so it’s totally SFW

I really like this show but I watch it very early in the morning and this show has a nasty tendency when playing music to JACK THE VOLUME UP SO FUCKING LOUDLY, I scramble for the remote and hope it didn’t wake my neighbors.

The Gladiator question was easily the best part.

How come nobody ever asks him about his relationship with Jinx?

We Hate Movies threw some extended shade at AVClub and their For Our Consideration column on last week’s hilarious I Know Who Killed Me episode, capping off a really strong viewer request month. (I like it when they suffer from the requests, not find some new weirdo classic).

Anyone else see A Most Violent Year? I think it’s one of the best crime movies this century. It makes the minutiae fascinating, and it’s also a great morality play.