I guess I should start depriving myself of liquids now in preparation.

If you’re saying this is strange then you must have never heard a song by them ever.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Us that Grant off Eastenders?

Nah, it’s the American Ross Kemp.

*INTERPRETER.

**4chan, not Reddit

And, of course, the concept of the Vulcan Captain Rhon was heavily retooled into a feature film starring Kurt Russell.

And yet a Halo movie never happened even though that would have been the most obvious choice for a movie adaption ever.

“6 out of 7 Glovers recommend Black Panther for all your panthering needs.”

Can we hold off on a final judgment until Corey, Danny, and Crispin offer their thoughts?

More spoilers: the Negrons are white!

When I was a waitress it only bothered me if you wanted extra pacts of sugar and 10 lemons to make lemonade. I hate those people.

It likely is Danish, Norwegian surnames tend to have an extra “s,” but they share a significant genetic history, and here’s the thing: either she’s obviously lying and is yet another lying liar who lies in this pseudo-administration, or she’s not lying but is woefully ignorant and incompetent, and she’s yet another…

The pedants on twitter were kick to point out that her name is Danish, which just so happens to be a ferry ride away from Norway. Any other day of the week you know this woman would happily break down how she’s 50% Danish, 20% Swedish, 18% Norweigan...etcetera, etcetera like you asked her to recite the white Book of…

The teacher probably has cancer

That’s depressing. Also, I would imagine/wildly speculate that people who do administer CPR are more successful at reviving men because they will be more aggressive about it. Please note: if someone’s heart has stopped beating, THEY’RE DEAD. You can only help. (But you probably won’t—CPR success rates in a hospital are…

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Guess Who The Newest Disgraced Celebrity Will Be (It’s Carrot Top) Edition

Yes. The quality pre and post twist make it one of the best shows on TV.