And “Sugar Honey” used to be what I called my secretary, before HR made me take all those courses on me not doing that.

I drove a Geo Storm in high school. That is certainly not an experience I want to re-live.

When the Wind Blows is heartbreaking. I’ve watched it once and never want to see it again.

Already happened:

Maybe Ben Carson could step up to the plate.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

I did a whole mini-festival one weekend for a friend once with all of those plus When the Wind Blows, By Dawn’s Early Light, and On the Beach. Good times.

Make it a weekend, throw in some Miracle Mile for good measure.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

His mouth doesn’t move like people’s mouths usually move when they talk. It’s like someone is operating the mouth of a particularly expressive Muppet for the first time.

This makes me uncomfortable.

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

Goddam. This lady has all the balls in Washington.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Look, the only crimes committed here were by the hateful, violent, racist policeman and by a violent, intimidatng, racist neighbor. They should both be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. They have no righteous justification for their acts of violence and evil. PERIOD. Our world is in the horrible state of…

I love everything about that relationship, how everyone agrees that it makes absolutely no sense and how Janet keeps on matter-of-factly stating that she’s not a woman. And how her reason for marrying him was that her programming doesn’t contain anything that specifically tells her not to.

I can see you

So many caps!