“Hey, we want to release our movie with Guneanu Reeves.”

126p did it the other way around. Essential in the summer.

I thought it was for cooling

Disappointed I had to scroll so far down in the comments to find this.

Then you got some work to do. The manual transmission is disappearing way too fast lately.  The cheap cars are going to a rubber band set-up, the exotics to flappy paddles. Where were you when the C8 was being designed?

I’m not really a hipster (although I realize denying it almost certainly makes me a hipster), but I’m at least hipster-adjacent. Two thoughts:

It was never cool.

“It’s the most exciting feeling to know that your car will never leave you wanting for utility.” - I’m glad someone else gets excited about that!

Upon entering the car, take note of the time. Then, the moment you forget you’re in a Kia check the time. Basically, I want to know when/if the magic stops.

“Nothing says screaming midlife crisis than a car the colour of beautiful agony.”

Volvo actually is a pretty good choice. The S90 is pretty high tech and can be had with the T8 hybrid powertrain and optional self-driving features, though the T8 starts at something like $63k. The T8 hasn’t trickled down to the S60 yet, but it is available on the XC60 which can be had with 400 hp (!) for a starting…

#COTD

I hope you work in sales. Otherwise your sincerely flushing your greatest talents down the proverbial tube. Here, here!!

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen LT1-swapped Caprice wagons on CL without the fancy bodywork for $1,000 - 1,500. CP for me.

I now regret my CP vote, your words have swayed me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

LT1? I could use a parts car!

Yeah, it’s not meant to be a secret to the audience. Anyone who’s not been living in a cave knew about Planet Hulk and knew this was coming. We’re invited to be part of the surprise party, not who the party is being thrown for. Thor and Co are the only ones who are supposed to be left in the dark.

When I look at that Kirk gif, I can’t stop seeing George Costanza! Could it be, that half the time, Jason Alexander was just doing he’s best Shatner?