I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

She seems mentally ill to me. It doesn’t excuse her behavior but it might explain it.

Yup, only Asians know Kung-Fu. 

I'm not defending bthe white savior shtick but isn't your suggestion just racist stereotypes?

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“In the mid-2010's"? Can't we just say 2015, or three years ago, or whatever actual year you are referring to? Let's get out of the 2010's before we start talking about them as if they were two decades ago. 

Mr. McAfee,

My enemies maged to spike something that i ingested.

McAffee’s head of security and PR communications: 

My enemies maged to spike something that i ingested. However, I am more difficult to kill than anyone can possibly imagine. I am back.

The jacket tho? That’s how you feel? Even if I was to suspend disbelief and accept that it is just a fashion statement and not a political one (which no one would believe but let’s go with that,) did no one think “This might not be a good look for today? Not today. Maybe tomorrow when I’m doing absolutely nothing in a…

Are white civil rights the ability to park an unlimited amount of unregistered vehicles and broken refrigerators in your trailer park while drinking Busch beer?

Psychopaths are really having a moment right now.

I was really impressed at how they took the best fighter in Marvel and turned him into an entitled, effete, skinny pants-wearing barista.

I only made it halfway through the first, painful, season of SHIELD before bailing. Everyone who still watches tells me it got leagues better after Winter Soldier, but I’ll be honest...I just don’t care enough to go back.

I do heartily recommend drinking however :)

Every time I grill shrimp or bite into a juicy burger I am thankful I’m not a vegan or vegetarian.

And yet, all my grandparents ate meat and lived past 90.

I don’t give a fuck what science does or doesn’t prove. I’ll take 70 years of hamburgers, steaks, shrimp, barbecue, ribs, turkey bacon, and chicken sandwiches over 90 years of avocado toast and steamed cauliflower all damn day.