“Frank’s posted a plot-thickening, grammatically unfortunate statement.”

An illustrated coffee table book of these could probably raise mad funds.

Initially read headline as

It’s pretty gross how you admonish him for implying all black people look alike, and then go on to mistake Mr. T for Rick Ross.

That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

I wouldn’t start any long books

horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

Dude, you paid for a movie ticket/cable and received a movie/tv show. End of contract.