Have you seen the comments. Looks like there might be an audience.

I’ve never had good chocolate, it’s bullshit anyway.

Your back may still hurt due to other underlying issues, such as nerve damage resulting from the car wreck. Massages only loosen muscle, which may relieve pain from a pinched nerve or something, but it’s not a cure for all aches and pains.

Well, here’s the obligatory “ORRR HOW BOUT NOT ____” comment for this post.

Says someone that’s never had one. It may only be bullshit, because once it’s over you lose that awesome feeling. But having even someone that doesn’t know what their doing rub your neck and back feels amazing.

I will admit that I was pretty impressed by the massage therapist who draped the sheet in such a way to expose my leg, but NOT my butt (because a pre-maturely exposed butt is a cold butt, and a cold butt is an unhappy butt), then re-draped it to expose my butt but NOT my genitals.

The state licensing board is the place to go; it’s their job to deal with complaints like this, and in most states it’s taken seriously. Some states will also publicly list the names of any professional (lawyer, dentist, massage therapist) who has faced disciplinary action, so you may want to double-check the name of…

It’s not just what is or isn’t being touched - it’s what is and isn’t covered up too. Proper draping is a big deal. Massage therapy school is very strict about draping standards - almost comically so. If any part of you is uncovered, and you don’t want it uncovered, then things have turned inappropriate.

Clearly you didn’t read the entire commandment. You were looking for Commandment 7, section 1: “Unless you really want to.”

There’s a lady I work with who has a “bootleg Calvin praying on front of a cross” sticker on her car. She’s hella Christian values. So being the dick I am I go into troll-mode and say, “hey, Shari, you know that the creator of Calvin and Hobbes has never licensed his creation for use in merchandising. Whoever you…

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.

It wasn’t just to stop invasions - it was for common defense, including from our own people/gov’t. That sort of mentality is pervasive in the US - the whole “don’t tread on me” shit. I am all for having our rights preserved, but also am for common sense gun laws. The issue is that both sides are so absolutely polar…

It’s not for invasion. It is for defense you dolt.

True, Tinkerbell, but the majority’s opinion is the only one that matters.

You didn’t read Heller, did you?

So was the gay marriage decision and many other important decisions.

Setting aside the absolute ridiculousness of using a 200 year old document to govern anything about modern life

Let me turn that into modern English for you,

“So what you’re saying is...”

Counterpoint - that dick ain’t gonna suck itself.