I wonder if home insurance companies would have something to say about this.

Traditional, but no longer common, especially outside of Germany. Most people make it with beef.

Ranch dressing is why America is fat.

How do you not like sauerkraut?! Like seriously. As a woman of Slovenian descent, I am appalled. Visiting Ljubljana, you will be greeted by a town square farmers market where a different variation of cabbage - pickled and not - is sold at every booth. It was fucking heaven. What the hell do you put on your sausage if…

Ahh yes another instalment of “I don’t understand why people think [weird food thing]. Why don’t they think [my weird food thing] instead?”

Counterpoint —- Penn State fans for mindless Joe bots long before the Sandusky thing ever happened.

Isn’t that the Applebee’s business model? Take bad steaks and burgers and add some ranch and fried things on top.

I mean, they’re idiots, but just move the bag. It’s not bolted down.

Fermentation is accepted as a type of pickling.

I was a vegetarian for the first 34 years of my life. I traveled all over and ate all kinds of vegetarian food.

You don’t like veggies, just just like ranch. You’re like my five year old who could basically eat a meal of ketchup if we let her.

This goes for United’s Basic Economy too.

Some people are weird.

Take away all the baggage angst you want, it still doesn’t matter. The real aggravation comes from half the plane standing up the SECOND the plane stops moving at the gate. Now I got Clint’s saggy asshole in my face for 10 minutes because he has to stake his claim to the aisle, nervously pacing, all just to go in…

Watch Happy Valley. You’ll want to nuke the place.

Yeah, pickles are great and all but way more of this thread needs to be about how Penn State needs to be burned to the ground.

I’ll do you one better, the overhead bins should lock upon landing and only be opened once everyone without overhead luggage has disembarked. I’ve got to sit and wait on the plane an extra 10 minutes while Drew and the rest of the mouth breathers pulls down 3 overstuffed carry-on bags each? That’s bullshit.

Since 45 minutes have passed and you assholes are all obsessed with pickles ... fuck Penn State.

Stop bringing carry-on bags that won’t fit under the seat in front of you on planes. Just stop doing it. You will instantly be 100x calmer during the entire process, as you sit and watch all the idiots stand in line (or even better, stand in line just to wait for their section to be allowed to stand in line) so they…

Also pickled asparagus, fried or not, is fantastic. And so easy to get out of the jar!