Well duh, all Kim Jong Un has to do now is blow up anyone with an Xbox, or destroy the Xbox branch of Microsoft, and Sony will control the console market almost entirely unopposed. It's a rather brilliant scheme.

No there isn't.

To be fair, if Microsoft updates their Halos for the PC, then why would anybody buy an XBox?

This is Bad Box Art Megaman levels of troll.

I fucking love Iwata-san. He's such a charismatic person.

I don't feel the need to add that disclaimer, as I don't view myself as a troglodyte mouth breather who is afraid of the big bad feminism taking away my boys only club games, and feel that having to state that any time I disagree with how Sarkeesian does things only goes to strengthen the idea that the 'majority' of…

I think the worst part about this is that she once again dodges questions. "Can you name three?" 'I can, but I won't.'

"Featuring Picard and Data, we promise it's not the shit films featuring White Khan or Angry Drunk Kirk."

HEY! A way to finally enjoy Ocarina of Time! Right on!

The localization is lame, too. Instead of giving us the Treehouse treatment, Nintendo of America just stuck us with the European version of Layton vs. Wright, which came out in March. This means: A) Britishisms like "humour" and "colour";

Jerkules.

I live in Victoria. I can walk to Seattle—- but I don't have a pass. Sold out a billion years ago. Womp. ):

Sadness.

Yes.

What Bioshock would look like on the XBone.

forcing the President of the United States to call upon white people to help, again.

Yes.

Uhhh. Uhmmmmm. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. UH. UHMMMM

That was crazy weak.

Ugh. Ranstad is such a shitty company, tho.

LADIES. TAKE NOTE.

THAT IS *NOT* ACTUALLY HOW YOU FINISH A GUY.