The repeated "Greatest Hits" compromise is making you into a grandpa, and I say this because I care.

I thought he gave a great performance in Rudderless, which was a better movie than it gets credit for.

I choose to believe this will be entirely about the two FBI Agents in Die Hard.

I don't really care either way.

My condolences, Kip.

Sounds like Tough Crowd.

Was that the time he lost a bet to Errol Morris, then had to eat John Waters mustache?

The Kerouac of Scat films.

I like the idea of John Waters more than anything he's ever done.

Samberg was the Silverchair to Norm's Nirvana.

I'm lazy, but I hate myself. That makes me a goddamned human being.

Rob Lowe swears this roast was 18-years-old.

I've seen 1980, 1981 and 1982 all cited as the birth of Millennials, so maybe?

The oldest Millenials are in their thirties now (we remember when we were Generation Y!). Hollywood makes movies for teenagers. We'll be out your hair soon enough, Hollywood.

Do yourself a favor, don't let them give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Try the London Broil.

Would you like to buy a monkey?

I miss Letterman's apathy about everything.

Show some Pride, man.

I heard one Sugarcubes song, really liked it, and have been meaning to listen to another one for almost two decades.

Spoiler Alert: Teenager of the Year stays in the next installment, because Teenager of the Year is fucking incredible.