I'm even annoyed by that notion. Not judging (probable) horrible people is his fucking thing.

For those stupid few still paying for cable (like me), Inherent Vice plays great there.

Post Magnolia, I find him refreshingly obtuse, as well. There Will Be Blood was projected by others to be some allegory about Bush's America, and it was a lot of things, but not that. The Master, projected to be some exposé on Scientology, and it was the least judgemental look at a charlatan I can remember, and…

There Will Be Mudd.

I love Alice in the Cities more than I'll ever be able to explain. Something about that movie.

One more reason Bongwater > Titanic.

Nice marmot, man.

There should be a disorientating stand alone episode devoted entirely to his tank top. Like it begins at Kanye's mansion, and everybody watching is like, "What the FUCK?" Then to China, to watch some preteen girl sew for five cents an hour. Transpacific shipping containers, and all the legal slavery that's involved…

Holy fuck, Vanilla Sky was 15 years ago.

Internet Article: This thing has completely changed everything.
Reality: Everything seems completely unchanged.

"The post-postmodernism of Stuck in the Middle and its inescapable influence on modern engineering."
-Some insufferable think piece in 2029.

Every show needs a female character for the internet to hate.

Best Samhain song?

Mine will always, because of the stupid overlarge shirt trend of its time.

Prince made the best club song ever, without a bass line, just to try and make things fair. It still wasn't.

Kiss (song) > Kiss (band). Obviously.

Rocket Queen Bey.

Do you like Beyonce? I've been a big Destiny's Child fan ever since the release of their 2001 album, Survivor. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Survivor where Beyonce's presence became more apparent. I think Bootylicious was the group's undisputed…

The hyperbole in Beyonce reviews run strong.

Mulaney's dad orders one black coffee and leaves before the tuna gets there.