This is probably what a Nicolas Winding Refn hallucination looks like.

It was all a dream.

I suppose Larry the Cable Guy could've been a character in Waiting for Guffman.

Bumper? That's what she said!

In post-postmodern synergy, he'll reveal that Adnan Sayed and Steven Avery met in chatroom in the 1990's, and agreed to do each other a "favor."

As boring as it may be, Ziggy will always be my favorite. But for everybody else, second place in the Bowie pantheon, is still cooler than everybody else.

I got those CDs as part of my first Columbia House order. And then I got an Enya CD I didn't order a month later.

Good news: Kanye West is done trying to sound like Death Grips. Bad news: Kanye West is trying to sound like Kanye West.

This was actually the movie that made me first start to doubt Green. It didn't work for me on any level. The "fairy tale" aspect came across as bad melodrama to me, and I missed the subtlety of his earlier work. To each their own.

"This is nothing compared to the blood rivalry I saw between The Revolution and The Time a few years back."
-A Grizzled Lou Solverson.

Norm and Marge Gunderson's child should be old enough to be on the police force by now.

"Oh, thank God Favre is here to clean up that boat scandal nonsense."

You have yourself a deal. We could start a club, but we no longer give a shit.

I strongly dislike Aziz, but this doesn't look terrible.

Are you me?

He was cured all right.

Noel Gallagher is not happy about mysterious whereabouts while we were getting high.

Noel Gallagher is not happy about a girl called Elsa being into Alka Seltzer.

Thankfully, he still has a Super Pac to fall back on.

That's probably fair. My Star Trek opinion is dubious, anyway. I saw all the Star Trek movies once, in about a week span, like ten years ago. I think I may have preferred Spock to Khan simply on the grounds that I found Christopher Lloyd > Ricardo Montalban.