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John Francoij
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Glad Ex Machina got something. Deserved.

Under the Skin.

I don't know anyone who didn't think that Peterson was definitely guilty.

If we're thinking of the same bit (and I think we are) my friends and I still quote it to this day.

does anyone really believe Kate Winslet or anyone else would grumble about being bored by the Holocaust, or that David Bowie would improvise a song calling a fan a universally hated “little fat man”?

Porno was one lame book, so here's hoping that John Hodge deviates from it as often as possible.

The prequels are certainly dung, but there's a moment in Phantom Menace that's probably my favourite in the whole series: Darth Maul furiously pacing back and forth as Qui-Gon Jinn meditates on the other side of that timed laser barrier or whatever the fuck it was. Perhaps it was the sudden appearance of any emotion

Nien Nunb's real name is Ernie. That's all I wanted to say.

Any non-Casino Royale Bond film directed by (and written by, ideally) Quentin Tarantino.

Michael, Michael… Come on!

Imagine if everyone gave that much of a shit about the script!

Ansari's father is hysterical. My girlfriend and I have been quoting this episode non-stop for two days.

Met him once, he was an absolute diamond. RIP.

What kinda mug quotes Nick Moran in a Staham off?

YOU PAIR A FACKIN VAGINAS

Mostel and Wilder wouldn't even have gotten past page four

Saw this last week and absolutely hated it, as did the six people I went with. Shooting a Bond movie like a prestige picture was a catastrophic mistake because there isn't any drama in the story, and the portentous atmosphere kills what little plot momentum there is.

Are you trying to prove my point or contest it

Aside from the classic Jeffrey scene in Get Him to the Greek, has a comedy ever gotten genuine laughs out of a character taking hard drugs by accident? It's a weird obsession for Hollywood screenwriters to have when decent payoffs are so rare.