One of the most epic threads in auto enthusiast history.

ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick couple large rocks and landed on a roof but anywho now I have a load cam knock

For craps sake GM, build a two-door smaller car with these sorts of lines, and put some sort of high output turbo 4 in it. RWD and a stick. You know, if Toyota can do it, then you can too.

No sir, just a play on how many people are sitting at a desk and posting on jalopnik. I am not that cool.

*sent from my CH-47 Chinook using TapaTalk*

140% bulletproof.

Yes. Came here for this. Was not disappoint.

Is your furnace running?

The biggest issue with hashtags has nothing to do with their effect on language. The problem is that the people who use them the most, COMPLETELY misunderstand how to use them.

The straight overhead shots are awesome. Nicely done. That being said, title is misleading.. should be.. "How to use your friends and social media to pull off a fun thing with borrowed equipment."

I am impressed with how long it took him to find the siren switch.

I also <3 ipanema brown.

How many times has the Rochester area made Jalopnik with weird ass stories?

F*ck your alternative fuels, I've a horse outside?

Dump truck! nope, drew a tank instead. Says Jalopnik on it.

That little car needs a cape. And a theme song.

Yeah, that is pretty damn clever. So is the DeLorean. and the wheelie-ing motorcycle.

I have drawn in the order of a 7yr old. Racecar, bulldozer... and on to the more obvious.

Top... Men.

Fuel. A plane is highly effective to get to altitude compared to a rocket, based on fuel consumption. In the worst parallel I can draw, its like a handicapped ramp. To get a wheelchair up a flight of stairs, an elevator is a straight line... but a ramp is pretty effective.