I decree that theorem to be the root of Jalop.

Additionally it is the Bermuda triangle of German car desire- despite all rational, I still want one.

As someone who's done it, I firmly believe the best things are:

Not sure if COTD nom, or regular lulz.

Mythbustception: Next season, they attempt to recreate this story, otherwise blowing minds.

Darth Vad-her. Indeed.

Is Todd Richards driving a RS4'd S4 avant? Or grey market import?

I approve this message. Can the C7 look like this? Because, awesome.

'merica! Fuck.

Paging Voltrons_Head... haha.

Lived in Rochester my whole life as well- Knew loads of people working at Kodak and Xerox. I now live right nearby, and can see their HQ from my place all day long. I just don't understand what they're doing over there any more.

As someone who has done the pedal version of trials, I was a bit disappoint. More a hardware test than a rider test. I say this and realize I sound like an internet argumentalist, but hey.

"You couldn't pull of a similar ride on your Harley while wearing assless leather chaps"

One two three four I declare a thumb wa...

Right, so 406mm brakes? That is awesome.

I think bringing back memories of that shameful night would make any grown man cry.

Yes, yes that'll 'do' nicely.

I don't really know how this part goes, but here you are! Congrats on your COTD! This handy mechanic will be by to ensure you're in proper running order.

Whats the 0-100-0mph?

Remember, in today's America, it's all about being the best. Or being rated. Or something.