I also <3 ipanema brown.

How many times has the Rochester area made Jalopnik with weird ass stories?

F*ck your alternative fuels, I've a horse outside?

Dump truck! nope, drew a tank instead. Says Jalopnik on it.

That little car needs a cape. And a theme song.

Yeah, that is pretty damn clever. So is the DeLorean. and the wheelie-ing motorcycle.

I have drawn in the order of a 7yr old. Racecar, bulldozer... and on to the more obvious.

Top... Men.

Fuel. A plane is highly effective to get to altitude compared to a rocket, based on fuel consumption. In the worst parallel I can draw, its like a handicapped ramp. To get a wheelchair up a flight of stairs, an elevator is a straight line... but a ramp is pretty effective.

I decree that theorem to be the root of Jalop.

Additionally it is the Bermuda triangle of German car desire- despite all rational, I still want one.

As someone who's done it, I firmly believe the best things are:

Not sure if COTD nom, or regular lulz.

Mythbustception: Next season, they attempt to recreate this story, otherwise blowing minds.

Darth Vad-her. Indeed.

Is Todd Richards driving a RS4'd S4 avant? Or grey market import?

I approve this message. Can the C7 look like this? Because, awesome.

'merica! Fuck.

Paging Voltrons_Head... haha.

Lived in Rochester my whole life as well- Knew loads of people working at Kodak and Xerox. I now live right nearby, and can see their HQ from my place all day long. I just don't understand what they're doing over there any more.