As someone who has done the pedal version of trials, I was a bit disappoint. More a hardware test than a rider test. I say this and realize I sound like an internet argumentalist, but hey.

"You couldn't pull of a similar ride on your Harley while wearing assless leather chaps"

One two three four I declare a thumb wa...

Right, so 406mm brakes? That is awesome.

I think bringing back memories of that shameful night would make any grown man cry.

Yes, yes that'll 'do' nicely.

I don't really know how this part goes, but here you are! Congrats on your COTD! This handy mechanic will be by to ensure you're in proper running order.

Whats the 0-100-0mph?

Remember, in today's America, it's all about being the best. Or being rated. Or something.

What is that, an Acura? Well played sir. Definitely would have gotten on it faster, personally. The throttle.

Thats exactly true.

Two crubs, a fents, and some burshes.

New Jersey coughed?

I too, watched a bunch of times. I see a main blade begin to fail first- So whereas I am unsure how that happened, the balance of the vehicle would be so off, and shake so rapidly, that it would explain the tail section detaching.

Yes, yes, but, but see, its ok. Primarily because I do not give one. single. f*ck. about J-Lo.

Why don't they just require mansfield bars to be better supported? YOu watch that video, you know, and you're like, "damn, with some little bracing material, it wouldn't happen like that."

DUDE. Dude who we dont know. I will pay up to $200usd for you to make me that camshaft. +/- .050", because i just want to have it on my desk. Awesome.

Soft spot- 1995 Audi 90. Now 16 years old. Just doesn't seem it.

Dammit, somehow we forgot to add that "Mashing the throttle in low-traction situations does not help at all"...

I signed it. Pretty simple concept. Even if you have no plans to ever utilize the idea, sign it anyways. Its pretty awesome.