I gotta say, as someone who's not exactly matching your description, but spends a lot of time with that crowd.. It's the Honda version thats bad news. Take the whole VW aspect you've mentioned, no different, really... and just have them drive.. slower.

Hey! HEY! who ruined my electrifying commentary?! Conversation just arcing all over the place, eddy's all over.

They have Jeeps in Soviet Russia?

Think we all know the answer here, Spinelli.

"Not exactly" a shock.

Newer Nissan Pathfinders - tailgating.

Coulda backed out, brushed the cruisers out of the way. I mean, thats why you picked a front engine, rwd car, right?

Throw in "time spent driving a manual" as well, and I agree, interesting stats abound.

Man, the Sebring gets worse and worse every year.

I arrived on scene for the accident. Oh, the tragedy

Substantial lack of drag racing trains.

While we're at it, why not select a velocity as a nationwide maximum, and have that velocity be "X"... Then every sign can just offer a percentage of that velocity.

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