I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

Define "mainstream'? As in, cheap? Because there are a couple german ones I can think of already out and about.

7 or 8 speed tiptronic. No manuals in any of the big cars this time around. I believe it's for fuel economy, acceleration performance, and also driven by demographics.

...as you understeer into a tree! That car only made me want a faster car and better handling car. It's saving grace was the vr.

Jumped in quick to say:

This is a terrible review.

True true. During a very popular festival near my house one year, where parking goes to shit completely, I watched a neighborhood BBQ end up turning into a house fire, in a dense residential neighborhood. First floor fire, people on the second floor, nice breeze towards the next house. People are everywhere, freaking…

Came here for this!

Head start on hooning.

I read that as "With the bend full of Benz shock absorbers." and it was still relevant.

Shh I know, but, gosh I was just trying to stir the pot. Look what you've done. Taken all the troll out out of it.

With an average of 17,000 crashes per day in the united states from human-driver cars, I'd say this computer controlled Prius is ALREADY BETTER than real people out there.

I would like a rebel pilot one, where the screen is a trench. I would like an Adm. Ackbar quote when my speed drops below the posted limit. Or for know cop spots.

Why don't you take a racing seat over there...

C'mon! I love when stupid cars get thrown into the mix. I remember some game a while back had a standard F150 in it. Why? Who cares! I drove that thing like a boss. Haha.

I believe thats called a "Baroni"

I hope not, as I routinely get into a 16yr old german and push as hard as I can.

Well, that makes the whole "Slow car, fast" mantra a little more proud.

Wow seriously, I have what might as well be the same exact story. I think my tentmate pissed himself for real though. After we ran screaming from the tent (to find everyone else doing the same), lightning additionally struck a tree nearby, blew a branch off and it dropped vertically, stabbing into the ground in front…

Uh, was this Sabattis in like.. 1998-1999? Because I have a nearly identical story.